popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via the-spooky-feels)

"I can never unlove you. I’ll just love you in a different way now."

— Marco, Starting Over again (via sunflower-mama)

(Source: psych-facts, via shaky)

grinderman2:

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

(via 69shadesofgray)

actuallycrying:

LET’S TRASH THIS PLACE

image

(via hotboyproblems)

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

(via fake-mermaid)

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(Source: keyote, via belledudette)

dondogoier:

ya-boy-levi:

soomanie:

ya-boy-levi:

soomanie:

ya-boy-levi:

*takes creative writing class*
*writes fanfiction*

*takes art class*
*draws otp*

*takes media art class*
*makes anime gifs*

*takes music class*
*makes cover of anime opening*

*joins speech and debate*
*preaches anime*

*takes boxing class* *busts up these nerds*

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

  • guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
  • me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
  • world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

(via sniffing)

llamasgotoheaven:

lovenlife4me:

Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30 .This is a typical day in our household . It’s not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood . #proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads

#people#this dispels like fifty stereotypes and I love it

llamasgotoheaven:

lovenlife4me:

Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30 .This is a typical day in our household . It’s not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood . #proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads

(via mr-egbutt)

thatnellykid:

[source: part 1, part 2]

In Australia, call 13 11 14

In New Zealand, call 0800 543 354

In the US, call 1 800 273 8255

In the UK, call 0800 068 41 41

(via helioscentrifuge)

scntrx:

No one is too busy, it’s only a matter of priorities.

(Source: scntrx, via scntrx)

itsgrannywinkle:

Follow the coolest granny on Tumblr

zayndehaan:

marvel movies that need to be made, stat.

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)