dinoduckqueen:

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

asking the real questions

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snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

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s23522aa32yah:

college should be $25

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bluumenkranzz:

sticksand—stones:

three sided bag

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misterneopia:

ghostker-cutie:

misterneopia:

coffeeandcastiel:

whosthisdouchefag:

do you think this is a fucking game

NEOPETS FANDOM TAKES A POST

that neopets fandom girl is so cute wow
someone should draw more of her

i personally believe all the boards and shit have their own personifications as well :-*

just sayin

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pesh-tigo:

I took this screenshot like 10 years ago and its brilliance still makes me laugh my ass off

pesh-tigo:

I took this screenshot like 10 years ago and its brilliance still makes me laugh my ass off

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echophantasm:

POOTATO
THIS WEBSITE PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH

echophantasm:

POOTATO

THIS WEBSITE PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH

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boxhacknp:

im quitting

boxhacknp:

im quitting

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pure-innocent-nun:

When people start being assholes

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chocolatescorchio:

Sweet. I’ve been wanting to do math lately and have been hindered only by my inability to freehand a minus sign.

chocolatescorchio:

Sweet. I’ve been wanting to do math lately and have been hindered only by my inability to freehand a minus sign.

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frickyeah-attractivepeople:

i remember even just a year ago, i’d see pictures all the time of people with captions saying “i’m ugly” and stuff like that

but now, just about every day on my dash, it’s gotten to be like a thing where people will say “my hair looked super cute today” or “i’ve been feeling so body positive lately”

how awesome is that

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  • Me: ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!
  • Me: *turns TV up a couple notches*
  • Me: *watches YouTube videos without headphones*
  • Me: shit getting crazy up in here

0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

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